In “How I met your mother” (it’s true, every once in a while when I am not working or reading to my daughter I watch something on television) they play a game called “drunk or kid?” (Marshall reveals stupid things he has done and everyone has to guess if he was drunk or a kid). Sometimes there are monsters, bears, dinosaurs, etc. in my daughter’s books that seem to represent toddlers or kids. They are unreasonable, do not listen, shout, slur their words, do not do what they are supposed to, demand specific foods, refuse to sleep, sleep in strange places… You see where I am going with this. In a new poll series (“Toddler or Drunk”), vote whether or not the image looks like it represents a drunk guy or a toddler. Your response probably reveals which one you spend more time around these days.